830y:

no one gives a fuck about me. i’m gonna go slide down the stairs on my stomach

irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

barbieprivilege:

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

1dietcokeinacan:

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

busansbeloved:

when someone tries to come between you and your best friend

youcancallmepotter:

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”